THE TRUTH

[zhuliks]

It's you again, isn't it! It just had to be you!

We didn't let him in because of his reluctance to put clothes on. He got mad and rented the garage across the street so he could spy on us with his own dumb cult.

*opens window*

"It's not a secret cult if you tell everyone about it, Steve! That defeats at least half of the purpose. Also, the WWE is suing you for copyright infringement on the name Naked Fighters Cult."

No need for aggression, you can have me for a week and i will even fetch a cardboard box to cover some private parts for those women of respectable prestige not to be disturbed (I hope there will be such or else your cult loses score), while on casual Fridays I'll let Faelivrin and Scarecrow spank me with a sword. Everybody is a winner.

 

[Cooper Holt]

I beat the novice arena without anything covering my character's torso once. Can I be in both cults?